Tell me your funniest revenge story where youve gotten someone back.. one of mine:
Okay so I was reading manga (japanese graphic novel, but in english) and my friends were laughing syaing it was really gay, and stupid and childish (one of my friends is friends with a popular girl from our grade.. and she and her friend were sitting with us) anyways so Josh, my friend took it outta my hands and was laughing and was making a fool outta me so I jabbed him in the eye [Quite hard lol!] and he let hes gaurd down so I took my book back.. another time my friend brodie [hes really gay-ish (nothing wrong with that) and he likes to act like buffy] was on the table in geography and jumped off the table about to do one of those cock screw kicks you see in kung-fu movies and he was aiming at me, so I kicked my chair under him and he fell into it [about 4months later I did it again in music ^__^]

another time in geography I accidentally called josh fat (it was self defense I swear!) and anyways he had me in a choke hold, so I kicked him in the windchimes and he like arched he back to hold he crutch, and I knew he was about to take hes own revenge so I grabbed him sideways along hes back and knee-ed him in the stomach and threw him at the desk.. bit rough but I get nervous and panic once I know (or think) someones gonna get me, I try to make them be afraid of me or something lol, he stuill got me though.. =D so whats your storys? any really detailed revenge like off mean girls? thanks (btw im 15 so the manga thing isnt really like pokemon and stuff like that its more mature manga etc) ^__^

I have been brainstorming on how to make a little extra cash on the side of being full time. I work pretty much all hours of the day throughout the the week and weekends. I have a part time security job as well but really dont have time to pick up hours there. I have tried to sell some things around the house on Ebay, things not being used. Nothing really sells. I also have a small business selling home and garden decor and that is slow as well. Any other ideas on how to make that extra dough? Thanks in advance Travvis
LOL, by the way, I am 29 years old, already have a kid and work at a group home so I do plenty of babysitting. A paper route may be out of the question unless I can get a fixed schedule.
I am pretty good at odd jobs as well. I work on a lot of small engine, outboard, motorcycle and vehicles on my spare time. But unfortunatly, I dont get paid for it because its mine!!!
And the big ladies? I guess they need lovin too, but not from me. I have a fiance.

k so i like to pour out juice crystals in a bowl and eat it with a spoon i’m honestly addicted they taste soooooo good lol i can’t stop eny advice?

I am!

I don’t hoard junk. I collect lots of things that truly do interest me, and things that I enjoy in one way or another, as do many other so-called "hoarders". I love wind chimes, for example, and have a bunch of them. I also love books about various subjects (all of which I read). And I adore "nick nacks" that light up, make noises, and do other things. I’m a movie "nut"…. I have many DVDs and VHS tapes, and I look forward to watching as many of them as I can when I have free time. I still have lots of childhood toys, photos, clothing, and so forth, and I’m overjoyed each time I dump it all out and reminisce as I look through all my "treasures".

How can this be an illness? Why do people refer to it as such? As I said, I don’t hoard junk. How can the things I have mean that I’m ill if I’m happy and if my home is clean and organized?
No, no, no…. I really do have a clean and organized home. There is plenty of space, as I am constantly re-organizing. I always dust, sweep, and blah blah blah…. Hell, I’m often cleaning while on line (since I have a hand-held computer– clean a little, type a little… LOL).

Lol I was just wondering. Whenever I go by a water fountain I can’t help but wonder that te water comes from the bathroom sink…. or worse
oops i mean water bubbler. lol I’ve been hanging around my chicago friends too much.

I have REALLY weird dreams and a lot of them include my former Spanish 1 teacher. Me friends and I all adored her last year. She’s like 28 so she we can relate to her a lot. She loves cats and gets distracted easily lol…Let’s call her Mrs. W.

Mrs. W lived in this super-huge majorly cool castle. My friend and decided to drop in and say hi in the middle of the night. So we were randomly tiptoeing around when we heard this sound coming from the basement. We went down to check it out. It was oddly hilarious. Mrs. W was running/dancing around the room stirring this giant bowl full of nothing with a wooden spoon. And she was singing total nonsense. It was weird, but so funny I was probably snorting in my sleep. My friend asked her, "Mrs. W, what are you doing?" and to that she replied, "I’m havin’ a fiesta!" She sounded kinda drunk lol. And then we proceeded to grab empty bowls and wooden spoons and dance around the room stirring them and singing nonsense. We were having a lot of fun but when the sun came up, she was mad we were there (she sounded even more drunk than before) and told us to go have our own fiesta. And then the next night we went over ad stirred bowls full of nothing again.

It’s really weird, my friend and I have a lot of dreams about Mrs. W. Like before she had a dream we had prom at Walmart and Mrs. W was there and she had our prom dresses in her car lol… Is there any reason why we dream about her? Does that make us creepers? Do these dreams mean anything?

Everytime I get in my car is chimes! I have changed to oil twice since. Now instead of ringing one time…it is ringing 4 lol. I have skimmed the manual, no luck. Maybe I looked over it. What do I need to do to reset the oil change sensor? Thanks a million!

About 7yrs. ago a neighbor had a "Japanese Aralia Evergreen Shrub". I mentioned how I really liked it. She tried to give it to me but I refused.
So my husband and I went to various greenhouses to buy one. After lots of looking we found on in a 3 gallon container. There were a few plants in the one container. The smaller ones I have been growing for 6 yrs.in patio containers.
There is a busy body neighbor who makes it her business to beg for plants. She has, I guess talked to my husband for 2 yrs. about how nice the plants are. What are they? My husband told her” Castor Bean" lol
I was busy inside and noticed what looked like the neighbor carrying a plant.
My husband came in and didn’t say anything. I went out to look at my shrubs. There was one missing. I questioned him. I was screaming what are you doing? That is my plant etc. He closed the windows and he said some bull story, I wanted to get her off my back…bla bla she has been bothering me for two years.
I know that it may be true but he lets follow that logic, she likes his new wind chime. So you give it to her. After yelling I told him to get the plant back. I reluctantly had him give her a one small off shoot.
We all have property that seems unimportant to others and I try not to judge. But who are we to give away what isn’t ours to give.

Would you of gotten your property back? Or just suck it up?

lol I was on some website for learning other languages and there were koreans with a bowl cut hairdo. I thought asians did this in the 80s! Also that guy from Taiwan who was on the news for singing like Whitney Houston, he had a bowl cut, and everyone made fun of him… what is with that bowl cut and where did it come from? just curious! thanks

Wednesday my friend and i were foolin around and i kicked him. My big toe immeditatly started hurting and it was hard to walk. Then it started to swell. Right now its swollen, bruised on the side and numb. Should i go in or just let it heal? i’m just a lil worried cuz its numb. Is that normal?
okayy thanks. and haha yeah my friend is fine, it really didn’t hurt him at all. lol. idk i guess i kicked him wrong?

I was wondering if i could set my songs as a ringtone somehow cause the Chimes and Piano Riff is getting a little old lol! I have the Iphone 3G If that helps.
Let me know! (Step by step plz)
Twilightluver

i take a shower, and wash with soap and water….i don’t think i smell bad but i cant know for sure lol

what are some good ways to have a healthy clean vagina?

thanks

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For me, I had some beta fish..and those fish seemed to love hearing my voice..and when I would take my guitar and sing..they would come very close to the side of the bowl just to sit and be slightly still and "listen"…I believe that they are very intelligent fish…also I used to have an albino "water puppy" or salamander…and "Leslie"(I don’t know if it was a male or female, LOL!) would come up on the glass, and watch me…and not go back down…even after I had fed "him"(for now, I will say him), he would stay with me…and just "listen" for what seemed like a long time!!! LOL! Very sweet little creature! I loved that !

How can I make my voice heal faster? I sound like a boy! help?
I have a cold and I had a sore throat but that went away, but I sound like I have laryngitis but I doubt it’s that because all day yesterday I was clearing my throat so I think I put a lot of strain on it. And my voice is very raspy right now and it sounds really deep and its embarrassing. I sound ridiculous..how can I get my voice back? (I know it will come back) but when? and how can I make it heal faster?
itonosato, wtf?
Your answer makes no sense, dumbass.
Ashley D, my thorat doesn’t hurt anymore it’s just my voice lol.
But thank you
I hope I feel better soon too

ok i saw it online and this lady had but betta fish in a glass jar but she put floating candles ontop. i think this would be safe but she lit them. i love them but idk if it’s safe or not. she said all the fish lived and it didn’t hurt them. i’m not sure though i want to incorparate fish into my garden theme wedding as well as candles but i don’t want to hurt the fish. now all the fish will be coming home with me i love fish and i have spots for them already. so please help is this safe? if not what other garden ideas are there?

my colors are apple red and light blue. and white lol red white and blue.